Actual Dialogue From Father/Son Trip To The Grocery Store

[Travelling in pickup truck]

Timothy: Dad, where we goin'?

Me: To the grocery store.

Timothy: Why? We have cookies at home.

Me: Timothy, we have to eat more than cookies.

Timothy: Why?

Me: Trust me.

[Enter into grocery store]

Me: Timothy, stop picking your nose.

Timothy: Why? It's stuck and I have to get it.